Teddy The Pint-Sized Pomeranian

As Campfire’s Food Redistribution Consultant, Teddy’s core mandate is to ensure equitable snack distribution across the office, with particular attention to high-value items. He performs proactive food patrols, identifies surplus staff lunches and issues timely reminders regarding unattended snacks. Teddy maintains a strict zero-tolerance policy towards crumbs and has yet to encounter a lunch he considers adequately allocated. From his strategically positioned fluffy basket, Teddy oversees day-to-day office operations and manages visitor arrival alerts. He also maintains a robust external engagement calendar, with multiple outdoor site visits each day. Teddy is an active and vocal participant in WIP meetings, where he provides meeting commentary, monitors timing and reminds staff of their ongoing cuddle duties.